BLACK DYNAMITE teaches a hard way! ROWDY RODDY PIPER learns that acting like a tough customer gets you taken to the cleaners!
Never f with Jim in a dojo in the dark.
All you suckas gather round. There’s a Black Dynamite: Animated Series coming to town. So get on up and check the scene for the baddest cartoon character to ever hit your flat-ass TV screen. BLACK DYNAMITE! Coming July 2012 to Adult Swim. Can you dig it?
Somebody give Tebow a Coke (and some ass).
Remember kids, holidays are all about celebrating. Did you know: dance can be a form of celebration? Therefore: shaking your body on Christmas eve is seasonally appropriate.
Black Dynamite’s Kong Fu Fridays reminds you that sometimes slow motion does not speed things up. From Three the Hard Way, which also features a white conspiracy so vast it rivals Black Dynamite‘s own diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers!
Talk about a specific moment in history: yuk it up with Richard Pryor as he plays against the original Star Wars puppetry from that wretched hive of scum and villainy.
You can keep your Gladiators and your Spartacuses (Spartaci!). When it comes to antiquity history, we’ll take our lessons from Pam Grier.
Black Dynamite’s KONG FU FRIDAYS digs up this classic climactic showdown between Chuck Norris and David Carradine, from Lone Wolf McQuade. Argyle sweater, you done fucked up now!